Answer for: Tell me a joke.
#3 So, a duck walks into a bar . . .
. . . and waddles on up to the barkeep. He asks, "*quack* got any duck food?"
The bartender replies, "no, this is a bar; we don't serve duck food."
The ducks says, "*quack* alright then *quack quack*"
The next day, the duck returns to the bar, waddles up to the barkeep and asks again, "*quack* got any duck food?"
The barkeep is visibly annoyed by the duck. He tells the duck, "no, we don't serve duck food at this bar, and if you ask again, I'll nail your bill to the bar."
The next day, sure enough, the duck returns to the bar once more. He waddles over to the barkeep and asks, "*quack* got any nails?"
"No," replied the barkeep.
"*quack* got any duck food? *quack quack*"
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;) we have the joke with a rabbit, but i kinda like the duck better... the quack just does it for me
I tell this one all the time - we say got any grapes - try it you'll like it.