Answer for: Ways to say no to sex

#29 I would, but I'm not into MURDER,
old man.  

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I heard a girlfriend of mine say this to an older guy that was hitting on her. I thought it was funny at the time. Now, 30 years later, I feel sort of sad.

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bansaisequoia bansaisequoia: 6,662 points   2 years ago

30 years later, we have Viagra & Cialis!

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MDAdams MDAdams: 6,546 points   2 years ago

I think she was referring to inducing stroke or heart attack. Which, I admit, she was fully capable of doing.

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bansaisequoia bansaisequoia: 6,662 points   2 years ago

If she were capable of that, it would have been a very pleasant way of meeting one's demise. Can you introduce me to her?

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MDAdams MDAdams: 6,546 points   2 years ago

I would, but I'm not into murder, man.

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bansaisequoia bansaisequoia: 6,662 points   2 years ago

Call it euthanasia, then!

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