Inspired by Eminem, which Spice Girl, if you had to choose 1, would you choose to Impregnate?
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I was listening to some Eminem last night and wondered when this song came on if anyone had previously submitted this topic. Couldn't find it so here it is :-) Now I'm not asking which do you prefer/find attractive/love, so please don't put boring comments like none of them. The scenario is you are the last man on Earth and you have to screw one of them to repopulate the globe, so Which would you choose.
My Name Is.
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
http://www.eminem.com/
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This topic was started by Gaz_Watson on April 3rd, 2008. 10 grupies have voted on one or more of the 4 answers.
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Can I just use a prophylactic instead and do all 5 of them?
Yeah, why not ;-)
Can they all five take a baby I have, and raise it as their own?
If you'd trust one, lol.
Sorry, I meant "if you'd trust them". Lol.
It's interesting that no one picked the Ginger, do the rest of the world think gingers (or as we say where I live Gois or Gwars. Both pronounced the same) smell of piss/foxes pis/twiglets?
I would need a time machine to find anything about this topic interesting, buddy.
A time machine? how would that help, I've always found the Spice Girls boring. Did you ised to fancy one of them?
That's supposed to be "used" not "ised". Sorry I get lots of typos now that I no longer have the option to edit my posts. I should proof read more diligently I suppose.
I do not smell of piss/foxes/pis/twiglets.
I'd do ginger. yeah.
Gaz, what may i ask is a "twiglet"? It made me laugh out loud thinkin of the connection of a ginger and a "twiglet" whatever that may be.
twiglets are a weird snack food you can get in the UK, they look like twigs and taste like Marmite, another weird UK food, and they smell pretty strange.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twiglets