Sound familiar?

Than Overthrow Him, and Take It Over Myself!!! Mwahaha, muwhahaha, bwahaha!!!

Me gone sinister? Let me think, how would I behave? I know - cartoon evil would be the theme - a Ming the Merciless job. I wo... [show more]

Me gone sinister? Let me think, how would I behave? I know - cartoon evil would be the theme - a Ming the Merciless job.

I would find a land mass that would be solely for my use and I would toss out the population to somewhere else on the planet. I would allow my friends in and no-one else. I'd get rid of all things I found to be unaesthetic and make the land more natural - industry would not be allowed where I lived. Industry and commerce would be elsewhere on the planet as I would need it to support my lifestyle. The poor (everyone else) would be in chains and made to work hard so they had no time to think for themselves. Also they would be too physically weak to fight back as they would be fed on cheap, white bread and water. I would have death rays in orbit permanently pointed to areas of population. Once a year on my birthday, I would zap somewhere at random to keep the rest of the world in servile terror. In these simple ways would I quell rebellion.

"Hows that for my fantasy world?"

"Oh you swine you - it's pure evil, evil evil!"

"Evil? No, I cannot accept that word. Die disloyal peasant!"

Zap, Krk! Krnnng! Zap! Zap! Zap!

"Aaaaaagh!"

The End [show less]

So then its all mine!