... are almost always bullshit.

If your opinions are based on a book that was compiled 2000 years ago and re-edited in the fifteenth century, you're probably bullshitting.

99% of the time the folks who say this are talking out their ass The guvment is all about some stupid shit, but omnipotence or ... [show more]

99% of the time the folks who say this are talking out their ass

The guvment is all about some stupid shit, but omnipotence or intricate conspiracies across many departments is usually not it [show less]

Politicians by their corrupt nature are chronic liars...therefore they are also masters of bullshit.

The only correct reply to this one is to scream enlightenment into his face and, as he protests, follow through with a hard kick to the fucker's gonads.

The language spoken by slick operators who charge enormous fees to go into companies and "engage" the staff (talk at them) to info... [show more]

The language spoken by slick operators who charge enormous fees to go into companies and "engage" the staff (talk at them) to inform them in a dressy package of things they have known for years. Tired, old management cliches wrapped up as something exciting and new. All it adds up to is a "to do list" of things they do anyway. It's Emperor's New Clothes time when these parasites are allowed through the door. The staff being "trained" know at once that they are being fed merde du boeuf and the management cottons on shortly afterwards. The staff react openly, guffawing at the risible platitudes that they hear and the management gets more and more panicky defending the twisting bastards who are ripping them off. They know that they have made an enormous error of judgement in hiring these clowns but their false pride prevents them from admitting it and so the consutants get away with it every time. Management Consultancy - a HUGE confidence trick - prime bullshit of the very best variety - lipsmackingly good! [show less]

or "I'm being totally honest"

Of course the fucker is racist

or pretty much any use of the word quantum or M-theory when describing anything related to humans

It sounds like they are trying to convince themselves when they say "Really".

i.e. we can talk about all this other bullshit, as long as you don't ask me what it's REALLY about.

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Its oil and strategic positioning

I buy lots of "authentic" goods at our local flea market.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1bpzsxk0Vw