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Started by Jamsterson

1 year ago

It's time to print another batch of Zoo City Zymurgists t-shirts. Besides club members wearing them (and publicizing the club), we also sell them to the public at MDA's brewfest in the spring.

Historically we have printed a different beer quote on the back with every new printing, including:

"God is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."
and
"It was a wise man that invented beer."

We'd like to have this done for the Xmas party.

1.	10 votes 197 pts	A fine beer may be judged with only one sip,... A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. -- Czech proverb Discuss
2.	5 votes 91 pts	WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor. WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor. WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that. NORM: No, I mean pour. -- Cheers Discuss
3.	4 votes 77 pts	"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire." -David Rains Wallace Discuss
4.	4 votes 76 pts	Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself... Full quote: Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days. -- Ancient Egyptian Credo Discuss
5.	2 votes 39 pts	"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer ... "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -Frank Zappa 1 Comment
6.	2 votes 39 pts	"Sometimes when I reflect back.... on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Deep Thought, Jack Handy Discuss
7.	2 votes 37 pts	Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. --Anonymous 1 Comment
8.	2 votes 33 pts	Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I... "Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I shall conquer the world". — Kaiser Wilhelm Discuss
9.	1 votes 20 pts	Because without beer... Because without beer things do not seem to go as well. Brother Epp, Cachum Monk, Munjar, KS 1862 Discuss
10.	1 votes 18 pts	A pleasant apertif... A pleasant apertif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer. Discuss
11.	1 votes 18 pts	People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot." -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI Discuss
12.	1 votes 17 pts	“I would like to make a toast to... lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.” Discuss