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It's time to print another batch of Zoo City Zymurgists t-shirts. Besides club members wearing them (and publicizing the club), we also sell them to the public at MDA's brewfest in the spring.

Historically we have printed a different beer quote on the back with every new printing, including:

"God is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."
and
"It was a wise man that invented beer."

We'd like to have this done for the Xmas party.

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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip,...

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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

-- Czech proverb

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WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor.

WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Poor.
WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that.

NORM: No, I mean pour.

-- Cheers

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"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire."

-David Rains Wallace

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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself...

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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

-- Ancient Egyptian Credo

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer ...

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

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"Sometimes when I reflect back....

on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their... [show more]

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Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

--Anonymous

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Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I...

"Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I shall conquer the world".
— Kaiser Wilhelm

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Because without beer...

Because without beer things do not seem to go as well. Brother Epp, Cachum Monk, Munjar, KS 1862

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A pleasant apertif...

A pleasant apertif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

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People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer;

People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

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“I would like to make a toast to...

lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.”

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Jamsterson Jamsterson: 10,126 points   1 year ago

Many ideas:

http://www.tastybrew.com/humor/quotes.html

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