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I noticed the topic for movie quotes, but my all time favorite quotes are almost all from television shows.
Tags: quotes, television, tv
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I think so, Brain, but....
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Credit to Holotone for reminding me of this classic...
Claim: In response to a question from host Bob Eubanks about the "most u...
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Credit to Holotone for reminding me of this classic...
Claim: In response to a question from host Bob Eubanks about the "most unusual place you've ever made whoopee," a female Newlywed Game contestant responded, "That would be up the butt, Bob."
Status: True.
It was on the newleywed game... here's the Snopes url:
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm
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Red Foreman, from that 70's show, inventing the phrase 'dumbass'... Classic.
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Cartman's creed. Words to live by.
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It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a way to power the gate. -- Cpt. Samantha Carter, Stargate SG~1
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If you don't know, you live in a cave. Or diapers.
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Adam Savage - Mythbusters - Discovery Channel
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"Wow this hot chocolate tastes like crap"
"Do you want me to make you another?"
"No, I just thought you'd make it with chocolate...
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"Wow this hot chocolate tastes like crap"
"Do you want me to make you another?"
"No, I just thought you'd make it with chocolate, instead of, you know, crap"
-Death, family guy [show less] |
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The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter...
Love it!...
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The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter...
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GOB Bluth from Arrested Development.
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M.A.S.H. The colonel. approx.
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Monty Python's Flying Circus
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It's from Dharma and Greg... Dharma had just bought a new wide-screen projection TV for Greg. Later, her friend sees Dahrma going...
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It's from Dharma and Greg... Dharma had just bought a new wide-screen projection TV for Greg. Later, her friend sees Dahrma going upstairs with some rental movies. When she asks what's up, Dahrma says that Greg's been depressed, so she rented some movies for the night to cheer him up.
Her friend says; "Great... you got Porn", to which Dharma says..."No.The sight of a 60" diagonal penis intimidates some men..."
I freakin' DIED! [show less] |
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Roseann says this to DJ after he makes the erroneous statement, "well Dad said ok and he outranks you."
I use this one with my ki...
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Roseann says this to DJ after he makes the erroneous statement, "well Dad said ok and he outranks you."
I use this one with my kids a lot when they do things they know they aren't supposed to do. [show less] |
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said Paul. Jamie Buchman: Second happiest. From Mad About You.
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The Office. Like every lovable character. About 5 times every episode.
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Maxwell Smart, played by Don Adams in "Get Smart".
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on July 13th, 2006. 80 grupies have voted on one or more of the 30 answers. 
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