Top signs you're a pot head.

Thumbnail Photo

Avatar Image   Started by 78speed 78speed has 1,947 Grupie Points 2 years ago         Comments 3 Comments

I've never heard of a pot overdose, or a beligerent wife-beating pothead, but how can you tell a real pothead from the rest?

Tags: drugs, hobbies, marijuana


 
       
Page 1 of 1
1.  
 
27  votes
2.  
 
27  votes
3.  
 
21  votes
4.  
 
17  votes
5.  

You have "The Laugh"

(No description provided)

Comments 2 Comments

 
16  votes
6.  

Wake'n'bake is breakfast

(No description provided)

Comments Add a comment

 
14  votes
7.  

In another room you ask yourself "Why did I come in here?"

Why did I come in here? Am I looking for something? Okay I'll just go back to where I was and see if the need to come here returns. Where was I?

Comments 1 Comment

 
14  votes
8.  

You find you have engineering skills.

After inventing numerous new smoking devices you consider becoming a bong engineer.

Comments Add a comment

 
10  votes
9.  
 
8  votes
10.  

Slow speech

......man ........

Comments 2 Comments

 
7  votes
11.  

"Space Cruises" are a regular method of travel.

It's not just a liesurely drive, it's a full-on Intergalactic Space Cruise.

Comments Add a comment

 
7  votes
12.  
 
5  votes
13.  
 
4  votes
14.  

You have found your way to this page!

If you somehow stumbled onto this page after your Google search.

Comments Add a comment

 
5  votes
15.  

Grateful Dead/Janet Joplin Bumper Stickers Galore

Posted on the bumper, the rear window, or any other obvious place on your car.

Comments 3 Comments

 
4  votes
16.  

Asking your new, ultra-conservative partner if he blazes.

They say that it makes you make poor judgement calls... I guess that were right. Didn't happen to me, but I saw it go down... ... [show more]

Comments Add a comment

 
4  votes
17.  
 
4  votes
18.  

You participate in and enjoy drum circles.

No one but people who are high as shit enjoy listening to you beat in your drum like a rented mule.

Comments Add a comment

 
4  votes
19.  

You know that "hash" isnt short for "corned-beef-hash"

hash, hash oil, etc. NOT corned beef hash...dumb asses.

Comments 1 Comment

 
4  votes
20.  

You have a doctor's prescription for it...

... but there's nothing really wrong with you.

Comments Add a comment

 
3  votes
21.  
 
3  votes
22.  

When Dey Ask U iF U Need Some Eye Drops

They ask u If u need eye drops cuz ur eyes are blood shot red

Comments Add a comment

 
3  votes
23.  

You only smoke BFO's

Big Fat Ones are the way you roll.

Comments 1 Comment

 
3  votes
24.  

You enjoy crappy jam bands

Grateful Dead, Phish, Moe, Rusted Root. Put down the pipe and figure out that listening to someone masterbate on guitar for six ho... [show more]

Comments Add a comment

 
3  votes
25.  

Bell bottom jeans.Barefoot and usually smiling!

I believe they call them Hippys. Don't let jesus freaks confuse you though they look like hippys but start the God Squad crap on you after 4 sentances.

Comments Add a comment

 
3  votes
26.  

You do the tree dance

I'm a tree, you're a tree. We're all trees!

Comments Add a comment

 
2  votes
27.  

You are always on the look out for the ideal roach

As a result there isn't a single piece of intact card in your home.

Comments Add a comment

 
2  votes
28.  

when u walk thru the drive thru

you kno u r a weed head when u walk thru the drive thru to order

Comments Add a comment

 
1  votes
29.  
 
1  votes
  Add a new answer!  
 
Page 1 of 1

Comments  |  Leave a comment Leave a comment

Avatar Image
      Thumbs down Thumbs up   
MaledictCloak 2 months ago

A friend of mine claims to have smoked part of the Bible when desperate for skins.

Reply to this comment  Reply     Link to this comment Link
Avatar Image
   +3.6  Thumbs down Thumbs up   
Skrrrriti 2 months ago

Oh, I've done that on many occasions, the standard KJV has nice thin pages, prone to runs, but in a pinch

Link to this comment Link
Avatar Image
      Thumbs down Thumbs up   
Bibliomaniacal1 2 months ago

You know what doesn't work? Trying to smoke a Chee-tos... well, it was only one, so maybe "Chee-toe"... um, I'm just sayin'.

Link to this comment Link

Topic Details

This topic was started by 78speed 78speed has 1,947 Grupie Points on July 22nd, 2006. 92 grupies have voted on one or more of the 29 answers.

Tags: drugs, hobbies, marijuana

Please login or register to see other notification options.