What was the best pick-up line you ever used?

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We have all used a cheesy line every so often to try and snag us a good catch. What is your favorite line to use?

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Use index finger to call someone over then say.

I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

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Do you want to have sex?

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Nice shoes. wana fuck

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Do you wash your pants with Windex?

Because I can see myself in them...

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You're like a champion bass.

...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice...... ohhhhhhh

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You remind me of fast food.

I want to take you out. *pause* And eat you in my car.... [show more]

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Will you Marry Me?

These were the first words that I said to her. 23 years later, we're still married. Beat THAT one! We dated, she dumped me, b... [show more]

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I lost my phone number can i have yours?

while you ask this questions go threw your pockets like you accually looking for your number and when you ask (can i have yours) l... [show more]

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Can I keep You?

Yes, after 3 hrs sitting outside talking to someone I just met, we walked back to his car and I asked him if I could keep him. An... [show more]

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Is your ass a baby?

Because you sure know how to shake it!

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Are you left handed?

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I like green beans, kidney beans sometimes lesbeans!

Same sex relationships deserve effort in the cheesy pick up lines too!

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So, you wanna come over and play Goldeneye 007 with me?

It worked! He married me a few years later. :)

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Wanna integrate along your contours,

and solve for the residue of my pole? it might get kinda complex, rowr!! ... whaddya mean it's mostly imaginary? might as well b... [show more]

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If we were both squirrels,

would you let me bust a nut in your whole?

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You'll do.

But only after you look her/him up and down.

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We're a terrible match

but if we sleep together, it'll make the local hookup network a symmetric graph. I've never actually used it, but thanks, Randa... [show more]

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Steven 2 years ago

Wow, you really said that, HappyThawte? Did it work?

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HappyThawts 2 years ago

No I had it said to me. it was so funny I cried. I'll never forget it!

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hswam 2 years ago

Happy - You didn't answer Steven's second question.. Did it work ??

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HappyThawts 2 years ago

hahaha.... depends how you think about it. I was totaly into him after that... but nothing really happened between us. I guess you can decide if it worked or not.

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hswam 2 years ago

Said with lady-like diplomacy !!

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