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What was the best pick-up line you ever used?

Started by HappyThawts 2 years ago 5 Comments

We have all used a cheesy line every so often to try and snag us a good catch. What is your favorite line to use?

Tags: dating, funny, romance

1.	Answer blocked: Grupies think this answer is irrelevant. [+] View Anyway [-] Hide again I've never used a pick-up line. (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 52 votes 1023 pts
2.	Hi, my name is It's killer. 2 Comments	Vote! 29 votes 574 pts
3.	Does this smell like Chloroform to you? (No description provided) 3 Comments	Vote! 23 votes 432 pts
4.	Use index finger to call someone over then say. I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. Add a comment	Vote! 16 votes 294 pts
5.	Do you want to have sex? (No description provided) 4 Comments	Vote! 15 votes 285 pts
6.	Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude? (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 14 votes 244 pts
7.	How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized? Add a comment	Vote! 12 votes 230 pts
8.	Nice shoes. wana fuck (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 11 votes 209 pts
9.	Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them... Add a comment	Vote! 10 votes 178 pts
10.	You're like a champion bass. ...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. 3 Comments	Vote! 10 votes 173 pts
11.	You don't sweat much for a fat chick. (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 9 votes 161 pts
12.	You are so cute, I could just sit on your face and wiggle! I won a radio contest with this one! Add a comment	Vote! 9 votes 138 pts
13.	How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...... ohhhhhhh 2 Comments	Vote! 8 votes 134 pts
14.	You remind me of fast food. I want to take you out. pause And eat you in my car.... [show more] I want to take you out. pause And eat you in my car. [show less] 1 Comment	Vote! 7 votes 110 pts
15.	Will you Marry Me? These were the first words that I said to her. 23 years later, we're still married. Beat THAT one! We dated, she dumped me, b... [show more] These were the first words that I said to her. 23 years later, we're still married. Beat THAT one! We dated, she dumped me, but three years later, we did in fact wed... [show less] 4 Comments	Vote! 6 votes 105 pts
16.	I lost my phone number can i have yours? while you ask this questions go threw your pockets like you accually looking for your number and when you ask (can i have yours) l... [show more] while you ask this questions go threw your pockets like you accually looking for your number and when you ask (can i have yours) look in the persons eyes with a serious look. [show less] Add a comment	Vote! 7 votes 102 pts
17.	You shure do gotta perdy mouth (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 6 votes 91 pts
18.	Can I keep You? Yes, after 3 hrs sitting outside talking to someone I just met, we walked back to his car and I asked him if I could keep him. An... [show more] Yes, after 3 hrs sitting outside talking to someone I just met, we walked back to his car and I asked him if I could keep him. And to this day, 5 years later on and off, I still have him. [show less] Add a comment	Vote! 5 votes 64 pts
19.	Want to come to my place to, ultimately, leave disappointed? Honesty is nice sometimes. Add a comment	Vote! 5 votes 62 pts
20.	Hey, baby. I'm hung like a newborn baby. 8 1/2 pounds, 21 inches! 1 Comment	Vote! 3 votes 59 pts
21.	Is your ass a baby? Because you sure know how to shake it! Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 55 pts
22.	Are you left handed? (No description provided) 2 Comments	Vote! 4 votes 50 pts
23.	"Yo, I just got the cable hooked up at my place." That shit's two-for-two. Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 42 pts
24.	I like green beans, kidney beans sometimes lesbeans! Same sex relationships deserve effort in the cheesy pick up lines too! Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 39 pts
25.	So, you wanna come over and play Goldeneye 007 with me? It worked! He married me a few years later. :) 1 Comment	Vote! 2 votes 39 pts
26.	Wanna integrate along your contours, and solve for the residue of my pole? it might get kinda complex, rowr!! ... whaddya mean it's mostly imaginary? might as well b... [show more] and solve for the residue of my pole? it might get kinda complex, rowr!! ... whaddya mean it's mostly imaginary? might as well be order zero?! but baby I'm analytic in all the right places!! ... baby? ... [show less] Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 39 pts
27.	If I follow you home will you keep me? (No description provided) 1 Comment	Vote! 2 votes 38 pts
28.	If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your whole? Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 38 pts
29.	You'll do. But only after you look her/him up and down. Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 36 pts
30.	We're a terrible match but if we sleep together, it'll make the local hookup network a symmetric graph. I've never actually used it, but thanks, Randa... [show more] but if we sleep together, it'll make the local hookup network a symmetric graph. I've never actually used it, but thanks, Randall! http://xkcd.com/403/ [show less] Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 26 pts
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Steven 2 years ago

Wow, you really said that, HappyThawte? Did it work?

HappyThawts 2 years ago

No I had it said to me. it was so funny I cried. I'll never forget it!

hswam 2 years ago

Happy - You didn't answer Steven's second question.. Did it work ??

HappyThawts 2 years ago

hahaha.... depends how you think about it. I was totaly into him after that... but nothing really happened between us. I guess you can decide if it worked or not.

hswam 2 years ago

Said with lady-like diplomacy !!

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This topic was started by HappyThawts on April 27th, 2006. 158 grupies have voted on one or more of the 52 answers.

Tags: dating, funny, romance

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I've never used a pick-up line.

Hi, my name is

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

Use index finger to call someone over then say.

Do you want to have sex?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Nice shoes. wana fuck

Do you wash your pants with Windex?

You're like a champion bass.

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

You are so cute, I could just sit on your face and wiggle!

How much does a polar bear weigh?

You remind me of fast food.

Will you Marry Me?

I lost my phone number can i have yours?

You shure do gotta perdy mouth

Can I keep You?

Want to come to my place to, ultimately, leave disappointed?

Hey, baby. I'm hung like a newborn baby.

Is your ass a baby?

Are you left handed?

"Yo, I just got the cable hooked up at my place."

I like green beans, kidney beans sometimes lesbeans!

So, you wanna come over and play Goldeneye 007 with me?

Wanna integrate along your contours,

If I follow you home will you keep me?

If we were both squirrels,

You'll do.

We're a terrible match

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