What is the best nickname for male masturbation? -- A Grupthink Topic

Started by HappyThawts

3 years ago

It's has been awhile since I posted a truly perverse question. I'm actually going to use the answers for this question so please vote and post! Cheers!

Best nicknames for male masturbation?

here are some ideas from wiki:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:masturbate

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1.	31 votes 610 pts	Jerking Off Discuss
2.	24 votes 459 pts	Spanking the monkey Discuss
3.	17 votes 326 pts	Killing A Kitten Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten. Discuss
4.	16 votes 293 pts	A date with Pamela Handerson Discuss
5.	13 votes 217 pts	Doing the Jedi Hand-Trick Oh what is he smiling about? I think you know! Discuss
6.	12 votes 216 pts	Googling yourself 1 Comment
7.	12 votes 205 pts	Wank Discuss
8.	10 votes 173 pts	Chokin' the Chicken No chickens were harmed in the making of this analogy. Discuss
9.	9 votes 163 pts	Answering the bone-a-phone I LOVE this one! Discuss
10.	9 votes 156 pts	Jerkin' the gherkin' Another gem from my brother! 1 Comment
11.	8 votes 149 pts	Rubbing one out Discuss
12.	7 votes 115 pts	Pwning The N00b Yeah... So I'm a fucking huge nerd.. What of it? 1 Comment
13.	6 votes 103 pts	Doin' The Han Solo Discuss
14.	6 votes 97 pts	Fapping Phonetic. Or is it onomatopoeic..? Discuss
15.	5 votes 87 pts	Loving Thy Self I am so good to me. Discuss