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I'm usually posting topics based on sex, and I thought for a change I'd post something close to its oposite. I found this old pamphlet I got when I was 13 or so in sex ed class. I decided to scan it and start up this topic. Try to post original answers that are different from this sheet, or post only your fav's off it. On the back you can see my additions I made to the sheet when I got it (what a clever girl I was). Let's think of some creative and funny ways to say "no" to sex!
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on September 28th, 2006. Tags: sex
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All of the sexual rejections from the pamphlet are actually more soul destroying than anything we can come up with.
--"No. 45 - Don't make me laugh."
--"No. 24 - Is that all you think about?"
--"No. 19 - I know your reputation!"
This pamphlet is so presumptuous about the emotional sophistication of teenagers. It also presumes that anyone who would want to have sex is some sort of deranged pervert while remaining chaste is the most emotionally together decision one can make. Crossing the line into sexual activity incriminates you, and suddenly your feelings are no longer equally valid. That is profoundly emotionally unhealthy, and damaging to the emotional well being of both partners.
So...as you can see, this pamphlet is published by ETR Associates. I looked them up. Not only do the STILL CIRCULATE THIS PAMPHLET, but their company slogan is, "Improving the Health and Well Being of Individuals."
There is nothing INDIVIDUAL about rejecting your partner with a line cribbed from an anti-sex pamphlet.
Go Visit ETR Associates here: http://www.etr.org/index.html
I say order their pamphlets for a little photoshop terrorism.
Or call them here:
831-438-4060
to request better, more emotionally sophisticated authors for future pamphlets.
Sounds like the tone of the pamphlet is what I grew up hearing.
i.e. - Welcome to life as a female.
No to Sex? I'm following up this question with another question: "What are you smoking?!?"