What Is Your Favorite New Story From The Onion?

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Experimental Band Theoretically Good

No story, just a picture that says a thousand words http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36375/pr
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NASA and NASCAR to Merge

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL"In an effort to generate excitement and public support for America's struggling space program, NASA announced M... [show more]

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JFK slain by CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons

President Shot 129 Times from 43 Different Angles [from "Our Dumb Century"]

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Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq

A C-130 short plane transports a battalion of very special forces to the Gulf...

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Omaha Man To Probably Stay In Omaha

OMAHA, NE"Craig Gadbois, a 28-year-old Omaha-area carpet salesman, announced Tuesday that he plans to remain in Omaha for at least... [show more]

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A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern

When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address. http://www.theonion.com/cont... [show more]

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Get Smooved

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25925 if by "new" you meant "classic" then yes.

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Does it have to be new?

Herbert H. Kornfeld is my hero. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25979 The Kornfeld archives :: http://www.theonion.c... [show more]

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In Need Of Dedication, Yearbook Staff Sacrifices Homecoming

King -- http://www.theonion.com/content/news/in_need_
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