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What Is Your Favorite New Story From The Onion?

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21 votes

New 'Anti-Abortion Pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive

Leader! Most 1st Place Votes

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15 votes

Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute

... While He Tries To Think
http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4235

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9 votes

White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat

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9 votes

Big-Haired Lady Loves Jesus

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7 votes

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity

With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

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7 votes

Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously

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6 votes

VideoGame Characters Denounce Randomly Placed Swinging Blade

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28338, Added Mario: "It's-a me, Mario!"

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5 votes

Experimental Band Theoretically Good

No story, just a picture that says a thousand words
http://www.theonion.co...6375/print/

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6 votes

Hamburglar Urges Senate Subcommittee To Robble Robble Robble

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5 votes

Point/Counterpoint: Footprints in the Sand

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5 votes

NASA and NASCAR to Merge

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL"In an effort to generate excitement and public support for America's struggling space program, NASA announced Monday that it will join the wildly popular NASCAR racing circuit in time for the 1997 season.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30263

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5 votes

JFK slain by CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons

President Shot 129 Times from 43 Different Angles [from "Our Dumb Century"]

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5 votes

Rogue Scientist Has Own Scientific Method

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4 votes

Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation

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4 votes

Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq

A C-130 short plane transports a battalion of very special forces to the Gulf...

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