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What Is Your Favorite New Story From The Onion?

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1.	21 votes 405 pts	New 'Anti-Abortion Pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48199 Discuss
2.	15 votes 295 pts	Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute ... While He Tries To Think http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4235 Discuss
3.	9 votes 170 pts	White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45572 Discuss
4.	9 votes 168 pts	Big-Haired Lady Loves Jesus http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31908 Discuss
5.	7 votes 120 pts	Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512 Discuss
6.	7 votes 110 pts	Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30325 Discuss
7.	6 votes 101 pts	VideoGame Characters Denounce Randomly Placed Swinging Blade http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28338, Added Mario: "It's-a me, Mario!" Discuss
8.	5 votes 96 pts	Experimental Band Theoretically Good No story, just a picture that says a thousand words http://www.theonion.co...6375/print/ Discuss
9.	6 votes 93 pts	Hamburglar Urges Senate Subcommittee To Robble Robble Robble http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32184 Discuss
10.	5 votes 87 pts	Point/Counterpoint: Footprints in the Sand http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34168 Discuss
11.	5 votes 86 pts	NASA and NASCAR to Merge CAPE CANAVERAL, FL"In an effort to generate excitement and public support for America's struggling space program, NASA announced Monday that it will join the wildly popular NASCAR racing circuit in time for the 1997 season. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30263 Discuss
12.	5 votes 81 pts	JFK slain by CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons President Shot 129 Times from 43 Different Angles [from "Our Dumb Century"] Discuss
13.	5 votes 77 pts	Rogue Scientist Has Own Scientific Method http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49180 Discuss
14.	4 votes 73 pts	Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation http://www.theonion.co...pecial=2002 Discuss
15.	4 votes 56 pts	Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq A C-130 short plane transports a battalion of very special forces to the Gulf... Discuss

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on October 4th, 2006. Tags: fake news

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