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If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

Started by nextdrewsaid 2 years ago 2 Comments

This question is best asked with a Christopher Walken accent.

Tags: eat, funny, grupthink, hot dog, walken

1.	No (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 15 votes 300 pts
2.	If i could, id never leave the house (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 7 votes 139 pts
3.	Ew. No way. (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 6 votes 118 pts
4.	If I had guacamole and onions on me. mmmmm.... guacamole. Add a comment	Vote! 5 votes 100 pts
5.	Especially if I was a Dairy Queen hotdog these are the best in the world...I think they put crack in them or something. Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 60 pts
6.	Everything but my face. hard to bite your own face. Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 60 pts
7.	I was made of soy CC by Kanko Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 59 pts
8.	Only if trapped in an elevator / stranded on a desert island . Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 56 pts
9.	First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be delicious! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat ... [show more] I'd be delicious! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I guess so. You made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails. Hey! [show less] Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 40 pts
10.	Do hot dogs eat each other? Hypothesis: - hot dog (like wolves) don't eat each other - I'm a hot dog Conclusion: - I can't eat myself Explanation... [show more] Hypothesis: - hot dog (like wolves) don't eat each other - I'm a hot dog Conclusion: - I can't eat myself Explanation: I am a hot dog, as hot dog do not eat each other, tI do not eat hot dogs (any longer). As I became one of them, I can't eat myself. :p [show less] 1 Comment	Vote! 2 votes 40 pts
11.	I'd have to be some kind of a mustard to consider that. (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 39 pts
12.	Yes. I am a hot dog. (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 38 pts
13.	You are what you eat And what you drive. Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 36 pts
14.	Is that even physically possible? (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 35 pts
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+4.6

JohnSpider 2 years ago

Stupidest topic I ever saw, EVER

patrick_levell 2 years ago

No man is above the self-cannibalizing hot dog conundrum! It was how Oedipus beat The Sphinx! How Squirrel Nutkin bested Old Brown Owl! Wallow with us, John Spider!

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This topic was started by nextdrewsaid on October 6th, 2006. 47 grupies have voted on one or more of the 14 answers.

Tags: eat, funny, grupthink, hot dog, walken

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No

If i could, id never leave the house

Ew. No way.

If I had guacamole and onions on me.

Especially if I was a Dairy Queen hotdog

Everything but my face.

I was made of soy

Only if trapped in an elevator / stranded on a desert island

First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish.

Do hot dogs eat each other?

I'd have to be some kind of a mustard to consider that.

Yes. I am a hot dog.

You are what you eat

Is that even physically possible?

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