What is the best pet name for President Bush?

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Chimpeachment W. Pretzelburton

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I think this pretty well combines all the critics' favorite nicknames into one easily-digestible and hilarious moniker.

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Mr. President

You don't have to like him but you have to respect him.

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Dumb a$s

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Shrub

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Piece o' shit

crude, yes, but accurate.

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F*kface

It has a forceful enough sound to it that it seems to fit my visceral reaction to seeing him or hearing his voice.

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Chortle McBrainless

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Chimpy McFlightsuit

Mission Accomplished! Bring 'em on! I'm a Uniter Not a Divider!

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Chimpy McCokespoon

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Stupid Monkey

Monkeys will sometimes throw feces

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Bushie

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Turd-muffin

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Fucktard

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Commander Cuckoo-Bananas

As Homer Simpson put it, "North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge."

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Fucking Idiot

No explanation needed.

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Liar

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Dubya

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Fucknut

Impeachment! Impeachment says I!

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It doesn't matter - he's going in November

Soon, he will be yesterday's news - a no account has been. CELEBRATE.

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Cutie

Isn't he adorable?

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aTrack 2 years ago

Chimpeachment.. lol, literally. That made my day.

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holotone 2 years ago

No I do NOT have to respect him. Respect isn't inherent to any office or position, it is ALWAYS earned.

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myollnir 2 years ago

Well put Holotone. Definitely true

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adrianrf 2 years ago

today, Washington DC is filled with folk who are required to interact with the POTUS on the basis most of us in the rest of the country figured out long, long ago: you must retain respect for The Office of the Presidency, even though the individual currently occupying the office is a liar, a coward, and a fool.

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holotone 2 years ago

Again, respect is EARNED, not inherent. There is never a circumstance where a person deserves respect simply because they hold a particular position.

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holotone 1 year ago

bump for dupe love.

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This topic was started by AndrewBissell AndrewBissell has 3,152 Grupie Points on May 3rd, 2006. 120 grupies have voted on one or more of the 23 answers.

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