Useless (or just plain Odd) Superpowers List

Think you could really do without that pesky superpower/talent? List it here!

Tags: comics, powers, skills, superhero, superpowers, talents


 
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Memory Loss

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When activated, a memory that could have aided in the current situation is automatically and irretrievably erased.

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13  votes
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Ability to fill your left shoe with sand twice/day

Help prove that this can be helpful!

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8  votes
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Drunk

(No description provided)

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6  votes
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Hackneyed Movie Quote

Allows utterance of line(s) from a film that all present have already opted against due to its ubiquitous inanity.

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6  votes
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Transform Self (Toilet)

Automatically turns the wielder into a fully functional commode.

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5  votes
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Waterbreathing (Gaseous Environments only)

Allows for waterbreathing when not submerged in water.

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5  votes
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The Midas Touch ala Skittles

By far this commercial is one of the greatest commercials of all-time. That guy really has a useless power. http://www.youtube... [show more]

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4  votes
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Super Bendy Thumb

I can't believe I found an image for this.

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4  votes
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Conjure Dissipating Cherry Pie Smell

This skill allows the wielder to create and direct to a specific place the dwindling aroma of cherry pie!

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4  votes
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Summon Lesser Phantom Logician

Conjures an ephemeral, failed thinker of yore.

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4  votes
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Incomprehensibility

When used, wielder cannot be understood in the least no matter what is done.

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4  votes
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Inaccurate Second Sight

As in having the ability to see monsters that may or may not be there. Having hallucinations that sometimes turn out to be real, but sometimes don't.

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Matter-Eater Lad

A real DC Comics superhero, whose ability is to ingest anything-even chain link fences

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Prehensile Medulla Oblongata

Note: Use of this power risks instant death as heightened healing/regeneration is not presumed.

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Sloppy Magic

(I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a useless superpower that someone else made, but here is mine.) Sloppy Magician: You try t... [show more]

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Bleeding from the eyes

(No description provided)

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The power to affect traffic lights

but always the opposite of what you want them to be

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pregnancy man

with the touch of his hand you can make someone instantly become pregnant....................even men!

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Turn into a nut sack

Girls will love a man that can do this!

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Kleptomania

Ernie the Klepto Starburst commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhiFfOTe-R0

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Improved Vision (Well Lit Areas Only)

Visual acuity heightened in well-lit settings.

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Detachable Limbs

The legendary Arm-Fall-Off-Boy appeared only once, in Secret Origins #46.

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,536 points   2 years ago

Wow...

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This topic was started by whackboy whackboy: 1,827 points on October 24th, 2006. 45 grupies have voted on one or more of the 24 answers.

Tags: comics, powers, skills, superhero, superpowers, talents

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