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Useless (or just plain Odd) Superpowers List

Started by whackboy

3 years ago

Think you could really do without that pesky superpower/talent? List it here!

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1.	13 votes 243 pts	Memory Loss When activated, a memory that could have aided in the current situation is automatically and irretrievably erased. Discuss
2.	8 votes 158 pts	Ability to fill your left shoe with sand twice/day Help prove that this can be helpful! Discuss
3.	6 votes 112 pts	Drunk Discuss
4.	6 votes 107 pts	Hackneyed Movie Quote Allows utterance of line(s) from a film that all present have already opted against due to its ubiquitous inanity. Discuss
5.	5 votes 89 pts	Transform Self (Toilet) Automatically turns the wielder into a fully functional commode. Discuss
6.	5 votes 84 pts	Waterbreathing (Gaseous Environments only) Allows for waterbreathing when not submerged in water. Discuss
7.	4 votes 78 pts	The Midas Touch ala Skittles By far this commercial is one of the greatest commercials of all-time. That guy really has a useless power. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0WBiME_fM Discuss
8.	4 votes 77 pts	Conjure Dissipating Cherry Pie Smell This skill allows the wielder to create and direct to a specific place the dwindling aroma of cherry pie! Discuss
9.	4 votes 77 pts	Super Bendy Thumb I can't believe I found an image for this. 1 Comment
10.	4 votes 76 pts	Summon Lesser Phantom Logician Conjures an ephemeral, failed thinker of yore. Discuss
11.	4 votes 72 pts	Incomprehensibility When used, wielder cannot be understood in the least no matter what is done. Discuss
12.	4 votes 68 pts	Inaccurate Second Sight As in having the ability to see monsters that may or may not be there. Having hallucinations that sometimes turn out to be real, but sometimes don't. Discuss
13.	3 votes 56 pts	Matter-Eater Lad A real DC Comics superhero, whose ability is to ingest anything-even chain link fences 1 Comment
14.	3 votes 49 pts	Prehensile Medulla Oblongata Note: Use of this power risks instant death as heightened healing/regeneration is not presumed. Discuss
15.	2 votes 39 pts	Sloppy Magic (I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a useless superpower that someone else made, but here is mine.) Sloppy Magician: You try to turn someone into a frog and they become a millionaire on accident. Discuss