Useless (or just plain Odd) Superpowers List Add Answer

Useless (or just plain Odd) Superpowers List
Avatar Image Started by whackboy whackboy: 1,832 points  3 years ago

Think you could really do without that pesky superpower/talent? List it here!

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13 votes

Memory Loss

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When activated, a memory that could have aided in the current situation is automatically and irretrievably erased.

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8 votes

Ability to fill your left shoe with sand twice/day

Help prove that this can be helpful!

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6 votes

Drunk

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6 votes

Hackneyed Movie Quote

Allows utterance of line(s) from a film that all present have already opted against due to its ubiquitous inanity.

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5 votes

Transform Self (Toilet)

Automatically turns the wielder into a fully functional commode.

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5 votes

Waterbreathing (Gaseous Environments only)

Allows for waterbreathing when not submerged in water.

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4 votes

The Midas Touch ala Skittles

By far this commercial is one of the greatest commercials of all-time. That guy really has a useless power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0WBiME_fM (+)

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4 votes

Conjure Dissipating Cherry Pie Smell

This skill allows the wielder to create and direct to a specific place the dwindling aroma of cherry pie!

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4 votes

Super Bendy Thumb

I can't believe I found an image for this.

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4 votes

Summon Lesser Phantom Logician

Conjures an ephemeral, failed thinker of yore.

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4 votes

Incomprehensibility

When used, wielder cannot be understood in the least no matter what is done.

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4 votes

Inaccurate Second Sight

As in having the ability to see monsters that may or may not be there. Having hallucinations that sometimes turn out to be real, but sometimes don't.

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3 votes

Matter-Eater Lad

A real DC Comics superhero, whose ability is to ingest anything-even chain link fences

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3 votes

Prehensile Medulla Oblongata

Note: Use of this power risks instant death as heightened healing/regeneration is not presumed.

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2 votes

Sloppy Magic

(I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a useless superpower that someone else made, but here is mine.)

Sloppy Magician: You try to turn someone into a frog and they become a millionaire on accident.

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,654 points   3 years ago

Wow...

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