All I Want for Xmas is: _ _ _ _ _

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This will likely end up incriminating not only myself, but anyone entertained by it; so I encourage you to stop reading now. Get out before being tainted.
Twist & pervert the treasured phrase. I fill in the blank in some different ways, but I lean toward horrible as much as possible. Often times my answers surprise me, but that was sort of the point.
Get crass. Approach the task with wild abandon. Enter Hell, but dont forget your jackhammer, shovel, & dynamite. Embrace going beyond redemption & brazenly descend below Hell's bowel depths to the deepest subbasement sewers. As an aid, imagine your responses printed on a T-shirt someone is wearing. For me it helped the creative flow and depraved humor.

Tags: christmas, disgusting, grupthink, hobbies, home, music, products, sports, strange, technology, travel, tv, wish, wrong-headed, xmas


 
       
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To not be left wanting

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Your Two Front Teeth

...AND YOUR LIFE!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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My boyfriend. :)

Although, I've already got him.

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Your mom

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For daddy to untie me

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The antidote.

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A cute child from a Third World Country!

Hey if Madonna and Angelina can do it why can't I. Be careful cause these may sell out very fast.

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My 2 year old back

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Youuuuu

[ I hate Mariah Carey ]

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Unwarranted Naked Photos

perferrably women though

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At least rated NC-17

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To stop masturbating

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A White Baby.

Horrible. Evil. I know how you feel.

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My tutu taken seriously

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The bag of Santa

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A pacman watch

If my friend Archibald can get a girlfiend cause of his calculator watch, then image what I can get with a PacMan watch! "I hop... [show more]

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To stop crying when i ejaculate

this is a truly amazing mental image. i'm not sure any uploaded image does it justice... but i tried.

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Plausible deniability

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Fascism

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For all these jack-offs to get a girl !

if they had a girl this poll would be basically empty i fit wasnt for the girls voting.

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This topic was started by whackboy whackboy has 1,771 Grupie Points on November 14th, 2006. 84 grupies have voted on one or more of the 39 answers.

Tags: christmas, disgusting, grupthink, hobbies, home, music, products, sports, strange, technology, travel, tv, wish, wrong-headed, xmas

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