The Secular Progressive Left-Wing Conspiracy - Where Do I Sign Up?

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Bill O'Reilly claims that a massive, secular-progressive conspiracy, led by billionaire George Soros and liberal intellectual George Lakoff are positioning their black army to stand against Traditional American Values. We know that there is a clear fast track to joining the right wing conspiracy - Yale education, Skull and Bones Society and The Bilderberg Group. But what about the left?

I've been a dedicated warrior in the subversion and erosion of GOP/Christian Coalition tyranny for many years now. AND I STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED A SINGLE PHONE CALL OR EMAIL FROM YOU, GEORGE SOROS! Hell, I can't even get George Clooney's publicist to call me back! My moveon.org membership and an Air America tote bag just aren't doing the trick.

Grupthink, what am I doing wrong? How do I join the Secular Progressive Conspiracy to undermine what's left of family values and promote moral decay?

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That's the problem.

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There _isn't_ an organization so vile and well-managed as the Christian Coalition on the leftist side. The reason these rabid righ... [show more]

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A New Political Party

Because the Big Two aren't about to let the ideas of the common man in.

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Try and Make Contact With Hagbard Celine.

But of course, Hagbard will eventually show you the REAL conspiracy behind The Conspiracy's Conspiratorial Web of Conspiracies.

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It use to be that being an American

meant you were in the secular progressive left-wing conspiracy. Those were the days.

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holotone 1 year ago

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This topic was started by patrick_levell patrick_levell has 23,015 Grupie Points on November 18th, 2006. 31 grupies have voted on one or more of the 5 answers.

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