Whats your favorite nickname for penis?

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Come on, if you haven't named it someone else has.

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Cock

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Dick

Top Five Percent
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Package

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Wang

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Junk

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One-eyed trousers snake

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Willie

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Family Jewels

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Johnson

Maybe after William Samuel Johnson? Probably not.... [show more]

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Rumpleforeskin

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Wiener

Yes, W-I-E-N-E-R. Wiener.

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Pecker

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Schlong

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Bishop in a Turtleneck

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Manhood

The centerpiece that makes you a man.

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Woody

As in this guy's got a big woody.

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Jimbrowski

For the lap Jimbrowski must wear a cap Just in case the young girl likes to clap Ain't for the wind but before I begin I ini... [show more]

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Lovestick

cant find a good pic though

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Chode

Bigger around than it is long

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Purple-Headed Monster

(No description provided)

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Penisaurus Rex

Or just Penisaur for short.Yes... it is called wishful thinking.

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Jigger

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Member

"As they floated on the water she gasped as she felt Dax easily tear the thin white fabric at the crotch of her bathing suit and t... [show more]

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Unit

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The Loaf

No further explanation needed, really. And I'm borrowing this name from a friend. Perhaps even "Rustic Loaf."

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Lunch box

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Canoe

(Sex + the City ref.)

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Sam 2 years ago

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

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myimaginaryband 1 year ago

i wanna say monty python?

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chromigula 1 year ago

From Meaning of Life

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MarvelKnight 2 years ago

nice

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This topic was started by MarvelKnight MarvelKnight has 34,654 Grupie Points on May 7th, 2006. 101 grupies have voted on one or more of the 43 answers.

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