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Tips for Grupthink Newbies

Being the new guy/gal can be tough. Almost as tough on you as it is on the established community. Veterans new and old, I ask you this: What tips would you give a grupthink newbie?

Ultimately, we'll be able to point them at this poll, in an effort to curtail any ugliness...

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71 votes

Always add a topic and answer image

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It just looks better and makes me happy, and a happy skrrrriti is nicer.

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Search topics.

Top Five Percent
Do a search for your topic before adding it. These guys have been at this for a while! Dupes are multiplying like olsens.

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Please don't take it personally

True for any online forum.
Opinions expressed are usually not personal attacks, and even if they are don't take it seriously. Likely the person leading the attack will never see you irl, lives in their mother's basement, and thinks he is a raccoon.

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You are entering a community

True of any online group. Some of us are dear friends (and have become so through grupthink!) We would rather meet a new friend than deal with bullshit. Newbie, I'm sorry dad didn't love you, but don't let that affect your grupthink performance. Maybe it should be therapy and THEN grupthink. We'll still be here voting on stupid shit. Go. Go. We'll be here when you get back...

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We Don't Care What You "Don't" Do

If someone asks "What Is Your Favorite Cookie", "I Don't Eat Cookies" is not a valid answer. If you indeed do not eat cookies, please keep it to yourself.

A constructive outlet for all of your "I Don't" needs can be found here:

http://www.grupthink.com/topic/2485

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27 votes

Be thoughtful of others - right or wrong

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Less is more

Don't click on every single MegaTag unless you're absolutely certain your topic touches on every single issue. It's better to pick a few well targetted tags than them all.

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I can c u need 2 b str8end out

We are not text messaging, we do not need to conserve space and time. No textspeak please.

If you are going to go through the trouble of creating a topic, try to use decent grammar and spelling. Slack will be cut for those whose primary language is not English, but the rest of you are driving me nuts.
Please note the differences for they're, their, there, your, you're, to,too and two as well.
Thank you.

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22 votes

You can't delete your comments

So don't write anything while you're tired or angry, unless it's on purpose.

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Negative Answers are Irrelevant 99% of the Time

And if you're new, you're not wise enough to discern that extra one percent.

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It's not a crime to lurk for a good long while.

Voting every day on these horrible polls have generated a seemingly endless number of injokes, running gags and personality driven strangeness. It's good to know the ground before you step in. Loiter. Vote in a poll or two. THEN post your poll about korean garage music of the 1960's.

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17 votes

Grupthink IS NOT your automated argument machine

Why would anyone want to build a toxic environment? When the veterans see N00bs starting fights or flaming each other, we don't think you're cool or smart. Just pathetic. Don't be a douche. Help build a community.

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17 votes

One Question At A Time

Topics that ask multiple questions at once don't often produce very useful results.

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14 votes

Always add a picture that represents you

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12 votes

Read Carefully

And follow directions. Don't just read the Topic Title and then post an answer. Take the time to read the summary and the other answers.

1. There might be more information in the summary that would alter your answer.

and

2. There might a similar answer already given. If it is worded differently it might not come up as similar when you attempt to post

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PSU532 PSU532: 32,494 points   3 years ago
Don't send nude pics to any other grupies!
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MarvelKnight MarvelKnight: 35,816 points   3 years ago
Too true.
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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago
Or if you do, which you should never do because its tactless and a sure way to lose all respect, be prepared for the public mocking par excellence,

We all may be creating the small package cockshot uber meme as we speak....
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quijibo quijibo: 8,034 points   3 years ago
unless they are warranted ...
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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago
I am simply bumping this for justice
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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   3 years ago

Bump for the new kids..

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,708 points   3 years ago

Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump...

Bump, bump, bump - bumpbump bump!

U Can't Touch This!

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,708 points   3 years ago

Bumped but seemingly never read.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead...HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead...

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago

At least we tried,
Maybe the next Grupthink version should REQUIRE images at every step,

It would look so pretty,
(and support images in threads!)

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago

http://i24.photobucket...21/BUMP.jpg

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Digital_DaVinci Digital_DaVinci: 1,561 points   3 years ago

I'd bump that any old time.

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Kibber Kibber: 7,469 points   3 years ago
Too bad they can't make this a sticky topic so it's always at the top of the list.
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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago

or required reading!

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,708 points   3 years ago

You know it's gonna be a hell of a day when your morning begins with bumping Tips for Grupthink Newbies...

http://www.grupthink.c...50307&pap=1

Feel the love.

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,708 points   3 years ago
[wipes drops from tear-stained eyes]

Newbies...please read this....

[returns to protracted weeping.]
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HappyThawts HappyThawts: 28,131 points   3 years ago

Awww poor Patrick! Here's a hanky! Don't worry some of the noobs will see the light... eventually!

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,708 points   3 years ago

[sobs, returning to sanity]

...thanks, sweetheart...

[blows nose comically into hanky]

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Druid.Fire Druid.Fire: 306 points   3 years ago
Wow, a helpful guide! I feel like I am in "the know" now. Class act gents.
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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,708 points   3 years ago
Sadly, I bump again...
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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   3 years ago

I think I stubbed my toe.

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patrick_levell patrick_levell: 23,708 points   3 years ago
Bumped with a saintlike compassion...
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quijibo quijibo: 8,034 points   3 years ago

we should be able to just write a trigger to do this pretty easily, Holo?

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tinkertoy tinkertoy: 289 points   3 years ago
This is pretty helpful. Web communities are hard to navigate from time to time. It's good to know that some of you are nice to the new kids.
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uewebawo uewebawo: 6,262 points   3 years ago

except for that uewebawo guy. watch out for him. he'll cut you just for fun. i hear he kicks puppies into burning buildings.

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   3 years ago

yougonnagetshanked!
http://www.grupthink.com/topic/5033

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kamnotcam kamnotcam: 24 points   3 years ago

You are SO right, tinkertoy! I have joined groups and then just dropped out without ever participating cuz the atmosphere just seemed so unwelcoming.

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   3 years ago
Watch yousefs... bumps ahead!
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uewebawo uewebawo: 6,262 points   3 years ago

that's not a bump, that's a space station!

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago
age
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uewebawo uewebawo: 6,262 points   3 years ago

before beauty

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago

as opposed to sage (Japanese)

but I like the way you think

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Kibber Kibber: 7,469 points   3 years ago
Bumped, before Patrick starts crying again.
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PSU532 PSU532: 32,494 points   3 years ago

Nice Kibber...............somehow this should always stay at the top, like some FAQs do on message boards.......

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago

Sticky this topic Grupthink gurus!

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Kibber Kibber: 7,469 points   3 years ago

*bump*

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PSU532 PSU532: 32,494 points   3 years ago

bump, bump, bump

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Kibber Kibber: 7,469 points   3 years ago
Bump
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PSU532 PSU532: 32,494 points   3 years ago
Bump
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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   3 years ago
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Kibber Kibber: 7,469 points   3 years ago

That Sir, is Funny and marked as Such!

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PSU532 PSU532: 32,494 points   3 years ago

http://www.rootsweb.com/~usgenweb/ok/kay/tombstones/bump_miloflorence.jpg

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago
age like a motherfucker
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Spin Spin: 6,502 points   3 years ago
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Kibber Kibber: 7,469 points   3 years ago

LMAO!!!!!

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Shaq Shaq: 1,709 points   3 years ago
I never saw this topic when I was new but I think I'm doing pretty well anyway =)
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uewebawo uewebawo: 6,262 points   3 years ago

your lack of newviewingofthistopic means we must BUMP! for great justice!

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago
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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   3 years ago

another symbolic yet useless bump

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PSU532 PSU532: 32,494 points   3 years ago

http://sports.espn.go....tatsId=7169

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   3 years ago
blumpkin.
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Kibber Kibber: 7,469 points   3 years ago
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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   3 years ago
buuRRrp.
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HappyThawts HappyThawts: 28,131 points   3 years ago

*Hic*

ops... 'scuse me!

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Pol Pol: 29,679 points   3 years ago
Bumping Jack Flash!
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Raichild Raichild: 193 points   3 years ago

Bump, nao moar than evar

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Spin Spin: 6,502 points   3 years ago

http://image.guardian....llery12.jpg

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Mickz Mickz: 15,358 points   3 years ago

http://i18.tinypic.com/4vqayoy.jpg

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Skrrrriti Skrrrriti: 23,415 points   2 years ago

http://static.grupthin...eb741436958

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   2 years ago
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PSU532 PSU532: 32,494 points   2 years ago

http://www1.istockphot..._bump_2.jpg

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joeyblueeyes joeyblueeyes: 23 points   2 years ago
Thanks for the tips, Many good, some quite cryptic
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Gaz_Watson Gaz_Watson: 9,432 points   2 years ago

These tips are all well and good and to the best of my knowledge I follow all of them, being a newbie. But maybe there should be another similar thread for those of you who are no longer classed as newbies and should no better, as I see most of these rules violated on a weekly basis by people I wouldn't class as newbies :-) Just a suggestion.

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Pol Pol: 29,679 points   2 years ago

Examples?

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Gaz_Watson Gaz_Watson: 9,432 points   2 years ago

Are you trying to tell me you haven't seen any? Today alone I've examples of posting without pictures, posting dupe topics and negative answer topics. I'm not gonna start naming names as I'm not trying to make anyone look bad, just pointing out it happens. If you've never seen it your not looking.

(I just noticed that in my first post I seem to have forgotten to use punctuation, what was I thinking, lol. Sorry.)

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   2 years ago
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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   2 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xG01b7lfc 

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awkwardly awkwardly: 12,534 points   2 years ago

this topic needs to be permanently stuck to the front page somewhere.

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   2 years ago

http://www.grupthink.com/

See "Sponsored topics"

:)

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awkwardly awkwardly: 12,534 points   2 years ago

ooooh. VERY nice!

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chromigula chromigula: 7,592 points   2 years ago

Indeed. Triple-plus good!

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GunsNRoses GunsNRoses: 898 points   2 years ago
Bump up the volume, but seriously, is there anyway to make this a part of a newbs page until they get say, two hundred grupie points?
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GunsNRoses GunsNRoses: 898 points   2 years ago

or, if anyone REALLY likes grupthink that much, would anyone be willing to form a grup whose sole function was to bump up important topics?

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   2 years ago

http://grupthink.com/tag/meta

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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   2 years ago
bhumpdarump.
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aquadonia aquadonia: 249 points   2 years ago
buuuuuuuhhhhhmmmmp
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holotone holotone: 46,213 points   1 year ago
chumpbump
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