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By this I mean no one has ever placed my American accent as having a certain region associated with it. Save one, but they were from the same place.

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It was correct!

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Disaster!!! Hahahah

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Michigan, Wisconson....

Not much; but you can tell when I say "yall"

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Kirjutatud siis Hiiumaal 90ndate keskel elanud salvation army tegelase poolt. A long time ago, about 1000 or 1100 A.D. there t... [show more]

Kirjutatud siis Hiiumaal 90ndate keskel elanud salvation army tegelase poolt.

A long time ago, about 1000 or 1100 A.D. there three Estonian guys sitting around the campfire. Their names were Billy, Ray and Duke (bet you didn't know that these are real ancient Estonian names). It was winter time and they were bored. Billy spoke first. "Ya know Ray, what we need is a new language". "Damn stright!" said Ray, "Talkin' this way is gettin' boring and besides everybody almost understands us. We need a language that's sooo crazy, soooooo complicated that nobody will ever understands what's going on!".

As the idea picked up steam, Duke piped up. "Lets do it this way, that you can't say he or she. That way you won't know if your talkin' about a man or woman. Also, we gotta think up names for people that give no clue to foreigners about their gender, names that change with the grammar so you never know what to call somebody". Ray nodded in approval "Yeah," he said thoughtfully "that's it. Then we can eliminate the future tense.
Think of trying to ask someone out on date when you can't say the right name, whether it's a boy or girl or when it is going to happen!"

Billy, the smart one, was thinking in more technical terms already. "OK, let's make it this way, that when you learn a noun, you don't have to learn just one word but FOURTEEN. Yeah and instead of just saying that you are going to or from something, you have to change the noun in some weird way". Now Ray was excited and spilled his beer. "Yeah Yeah!
And ... and ... the nouns can't change the same way, let's make like, a hundred different spelling groups that all change in different ways!".
This appealed to Duke who added slyly, "Ya wanna make it real hard, a real nut-buster? Let's make it so all adjectives change, too. In boring old English, you say 'five small, red houses', 'small, red houses' and 'many small, red houses'. Small and red always stay the same but in our new language? Whoaaaa Nellie!". They exchange high fives all around and cracked a few beers. [show less]

No american accent, but some french accent, I guess

Oregon is not oragone!

Rutin for Da Bearz!

New Mexicans will understand that...

pahk tha cah in tha yahd?

If you say like between like every other like word you are like... whatever.

That's how we say NZ (no 'zee' please).

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