What is the worst toy ever?

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What is the worst toy ever made? Toys that didn't make it out of the concept stage are also accepted.

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Pet Rock

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This was an actual toy marketed in the 70's. Can you believe that people paid for this. You could also order uncle wood chip, brot... [show more]

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Super Soaker Oozinator

"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you're coming at \'em with water, blast \'em wit... [show more]

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12  votes
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Furby

(No description provided)

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12  votes
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Lawn Darts

"...when misused, these darts can cause skull punctures and other serious injuries." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarts... [show more]

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9  votes
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Pro Thumb Wrestling

As if pro wrestling didn't suck enough already...

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9  votes
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5  votes
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Barbie

(No description provided)

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5  votes
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Michael Jackson Doll

I had one. (there was a time in my life when I had Michael Jackson EVERYTHING) His anatomy was definately more along the line... [show more]

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5  votes
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EZ Bake Oven

Lightbulbed warmed premixed treats, that teach children nothing about food preparation aside from the fact that they're useless. A... [show more]

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Chia Pet

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The iCar

WHY oh WHY? You will have to see it, to understand: http://macenstein.com/default/archives/461... [show more]

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3  votes
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Sea Monkeys

(No description provided)

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3  votes
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Silly Putty

(No description provided)

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Stretch Armstrong

had more than one, everytime curiosity would get the best of me to see what was inside :) :)

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2  votes
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Tickle Me elmo

(No description provided)

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2  votes
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Pogo Stick

Damn it! If only I could jump on it a couple of times before falling on my ass.

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The vibrating Harry Potter broom

Legions of little girls discoving, well, you know.

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Speed Stacks

They FINALLY figured out how to sell kids plastic cups for $20... About goddamn time. And so another dare between an economist ... [show more]

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The Squirt Gun

Anything but a gun, folks. Turns a terrific summer game into a get-a-feel-for-the-gun-in-your-hand session.

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Evel Knievel

Johnny Lightening, my ass.

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NoahVail 2 years ago

I thought mostly adults bought pet rocks as a novelty/gag item.

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Thinker 2 years ago

I think your right but the bottem line is, "they bought rocks". Probably the only thing more insane is buying, "Water", which when you think about it is still more expensive per gallon than gasoline.

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This topic was started by jody jody has 9,676 Grupie Points on May 14th, 2006. 85 grupies have voted on one or more of the 25 answers.

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