Favorite Jack Handy Quote

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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. Amusingly, many people have made the false assumption that Jack Handey is not an actual person, but a character created by Saturday Night Live or a pen name used by National Lampoon.

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Whats your favorite one?

heres a list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary.

I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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"I can picture in my mind a world without war...

a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

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How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol?

How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

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"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman.

After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found ou... [show more]

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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip:

Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

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One thing kids like is to be tricked.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to... [show more]

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your

rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

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This topic was started by quijibo quijibo has 7,819 Grupie Points on January 5th, 2007. 25 grupies have voted on one or more of the 8 answers.

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