What do you like most about my music?

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Nothing - just being honest

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Sorry, just not my type of music. And even if it was, I don't know that I'd like it.

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Recipe for "Jon Zucker Piccadilly"

Ingredients 1 Jon Zucker (12-ounce) can 1/4 cup cranberry-orange relish 1/4 cup brown sugar Directions Heat oven to 350F. P... [show more]

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EVERYTHING!

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Their laxative properties

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Suttle musical nuances

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The Amazon Recommends for "Jon Zucker"

http://www.grupthink.com/answer/45228 Includes "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" and the classic "Super Retardo"... [show more]

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I Like! Friends & Beach Music for Hanging at Home in SoCal

I love any good California sound music. I am going to have to visit ITunes and download. Keep up the good work!

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Depth of the lyrics

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Great lyrics

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Melodies

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davidthedrake 1 year ago

Suttle:
1) The weight when the tare has been deducted, and tret is yet to be allowed.
2) To act as sutler; to supply provisions and other articles to troops.
-sutler: a person who followed an army or maintained a store on an army post to sell provisions to the soldiers.

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I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

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AndrewBissell 1 year ago

Heh I hope Grupthink has some high-priced lawyers to explain fair use to MISTER JON ZUCKER.

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Skritch 1 year ago

Grupies,
Please describe the exact song of Jon's that you have issue with? I have a feeling you have not even listened to Jon's work. Perhaps you are scared that it may blow your mind?

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AndrewBissell 1 year ago

I'm not scared that it will blow my mind. More like, melt my face off.

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holotone 1 year ago

hA!

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davidthedrake 1 year ago

Oh I listened to it. The whole song actually. At first I was afraid it would blow my mind, I must admit, but I am afraid to listen to more for the fear that it will dull my mind...

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Skritch 1 year ago

Why you people always got to hate on Jon, he's just an artist trying to speak to everybody with his real music. Jon's the hardest working guy on myspace, you'll see, just wait.

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davidthedrake 1 year ago

Thank you for your enlightenment and incredible wisdom.

Thank you THEJONZUCKERLOVER, thank you.

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holotone 1 year ago

Oooooh, snap! He's on MySpace!

http://www.myspace.com/jonzucker

If you add him as a friend, you can even wish him well via his comments!

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AndrewBissell 1 year ago

You know, this kind of thing must happen to hundreds of people on the internet every day. Do you ever worry one of them will get really dejected and bitter about it and then become the next Hitler?

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holotone 1 year ago

Hitler was a spammer too?

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Skrrrriti 1 year ago

the reductio ad hitlerum argument will not work here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum

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AndrewBissell 1 year ago

Check out "Wasting Time" for saccharine lyrics and, possibly, the most obvious key change in the history of music.

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Skrrrriti 1 year ago

I had to stop after third "Nah na Nah," ears bleeding

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holotone 1 year ago

Up Next?
Identify The Factions In The Jon Zucker Revolution!
http://www.grupthink.com/topic/4520

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davidthedrake 1 year ago

Would you like to MEET JON ZUCKER?!? If you did, WHAT could you possibly say? Or even do with yourself? http://www.grupthink.com/topic/4528

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Clarita 1 year ago

By the time I realized I had misspelled "subtler" it was too late to correct. Glad to have provided davidthedrake with fodder to put me down, especially since I am an English professor and a writer. Thanks for sharing...

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holotone 1 year ago

Suuuuurre you are, Mr. Zucker.

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Clarita 1 year ago

I am not Mr. Zucker. My name is Clara and I'm a real fan, FEMALE, from New Jersey. If you want more details, provide me with your e-mail address and we can chat further. Have a nice day.

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