What's the best way to kill your roommate?

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I'm too lazy to move out, what's the best method to "silence" my roomie?

Tags: comedy, flatmates, killing, murder, roommates, satire


 
       
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Grupthink Is Not For Idiotic Questions Posed by Assholes!

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WE ARE NOT YOUR HERE TO GIVE YOU FUCKED UP IDEAS...TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

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With Kindness

The old saying, "You catch more bees with honey than vinegar", could be all the answer you need.

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In your imagination !

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Stab them unexpectedly while they take there 2 hr shower

then hide their body in their deep freeze that they insist they can not share. The cover the body with their margrine which is wha... [show more]

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Stab with an Icicle

....and hope the cops haven't heard that particular riddle.

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Do u have a gun

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BURN THEM!

forget about the incense that's burning near their bed while they sleep. >=B

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Push 'em off a mountain.

at least that's what my boyfriend's roommate planned on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Smother them with a pillow while they sleep!

So I thought about killing one or two previous roommates....so what? lol

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This topic was started by Ariadoss Ariadoss has 172 Grupie Points on February 7th, 2007. 33 grupies have voted on one or more of the 10 answers.

Tags: comedy, flatmates, killing, murder, roommates, satire

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