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What's the best way to kill your roommate?

Started by Ariadoss 1 year ago Add a comment

I'm too lazy to move out, what's the best method to "silence" my roomie?

Tags: comedy, flatmates, killing, murder, roommates, satire

1.	Grupthink Is Not For Idiotic Questions Posed by Assholes! WE ARE NOT YOUR HERE TO GIVE YOU FUCKED UP IDEAS...TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! 9 Comments	Vote! 16 votes 313 pts
2.	With Kindness The old saying, "You catch more bees with honey than vinegar", could be all the answer you need. Add a comment	Vote! 7 votes 136 pts
3.	In your imagination ! (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 6 votes 118 pts
4.	Stab them unexpectedly while they take there 2 hr shower then hide their body in their deep freeze that they insist they can not share. The cover the body with their margrine which is wha... [show more] then hide their body in their deep freeze that they insist they can not share. The cover the body with their margrine which is what started this fight in the first place. Pin a note on their chest that says mom and dad I am sorry but I am a furry jerk bag and had this coming to me. [show less] 4 Comments	Vote! 5 votes 96 pts
5.	Polonium http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonium Add a comment	Vote! 3 votes 56 pts
6.	Stab with an Icicle ....and hope the cops haven't heard that particular riddle. Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 40 pts
7.	Do u have a gun (No description provided) Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 40 pts
8.	BURN THEM! forget about the incense that's burning near their bed while they sleep. >=B Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 39 pts
9.	Push 'em off a mountain. at least that's what my boyfriend's roommate planned on a trip to Yellowstone. Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 38 pts
10.	Smother them with a pillow while they sleep! So I thought about killing one or two previous roommates....so what? lol Add a comment	Vote! 2 votes 37 pts
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This topic was started by Ariadoss on February 7th, 2007. 33 grupies have voted on one or more of the 10 answers.

Tags: comedy, flatmates, killing, murder, roommates, satire

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Grupthink Is Not For Idiotic Questions Posed by Assholes!

With Kindness

In your imagination !

Stab them unexpectedly while they take there 2 hr shower

Polonium

Stab with an Icicle

Do u have a gun

BURN THEM!

Push 'em off a mountain.

Smother them with a pillow while they sleep!

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