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Favorite Fictional Alcoholic, Booze Hound or Drunk

Started by QuiksilverSurfer

3 years ago

Ah yes, this topic can certainly be open to interpretation. What constitutes an alcoholic, booze hound, drunk, etc? Well, I just want my fellow Grupsters to have fun with this one. The movies, TV, literature and cartoons have given us some very memorable characters who happen to like their spirits. Who are some that have toasted their way into your heart or mind.

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1.	29 votes 567 pts	Bender (Futurama) [Fry and Leela walk into the room - Bender is on the couch, "pregnant" with brewing beer] Bender: I'm really starting to swell up with beer. I must look ridiculous. Fry: Nah, you have a healthy glow. Bender: [Bender belches] Oh my god! I just felt it ferment! Fry: Ooo! Let me feel. Leela: [She and Fry sit next to Bender. She puts her ear to his chest] Have you thought about what to name it? Bender: I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. Fry: I hope it's a lager so I can take it to a ball game. [Bender belches again. Leela giggles] Fry: Ooo! I felt that one! Discuss
2.	27 votes 510 pts	Homer Simpson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Simpson 1 Comment
3.	23 votes 434 pts	Barney Gumble (The Simpsons) Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic. Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting. Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem? Discuss
4.	21 votes 385 pts	John "Bluto" Blutarsky - From Animal House http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000004/ Two great quotes from that movie: Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar! Dean Vernon Wormer (looking at Bluto): Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Discuss
5.	19 votes 364 pts	Frank The Tank - Old School http://youtube.com/watch?v=m3sZT8IHARU Discuss
6.	18 votes 331 pts	Brian from Family Guy Discuss
7.	13 votes 245 pts	Norm Peterson (Cheers) "Can I draw you a beer, Norm ?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one." "How's a beer sound, Norm?" "I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in." "What's shaking, Norm?" "All four cheeks and a couple of chins." "What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?" "Going Down?" "What's new, Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." "What'll it be, Normie?" "Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel." "What would you say to a beer, Normie?" "Daddy wuvs you." Discuss
8.	12 votes 221 pts	Karen Walker from Will & Grace Why? Because of witticisms like, "You say potato, I say vodka." Discuss
9.	8 votes 148 pts	Andy Capp I also enjoy his "Hot Fries." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Capp 4 Comments
10.	8 votes 142 pts	Clementine Kruczynski Eternal Sunshine in a Spotless Mind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_Sunshine Discuss
11.	7 votes 124 pts	Otis Campbell http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otis_Campbell 1 Comment
12.	6 votes 115 pts	Arthur Bach Discuss
13.	6 votes 110 pts	Captain Jack Sparrow Discuss
14.	6 votes 108 pts	The Dude in The Big Lebowski Jeff Bridges 1 Comment
15.	5 votes 96 pts	Henry Chinaski Charles Bukowski's alter ego. Discuss