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6 years ago by D

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43 834 p	Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits. #1 Add a comment
29 547 p	Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. #2 Add a comment
26 485 p	His tears cure cancer too bad hes never cried #3 Add a comment
21 377 p	There is no evolution. Just a list of animals he lets live. #4 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Add a comment
19 341 p	Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. #5 Add a comment
16 277 p	Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. #6 Add a comment
13 230 p	He does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. #7 Add a comment
11 190 p	Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of saying. #8 ...sometimes corn just needs to lie the fuck down. Add a comment
11 182 p	He doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. #9 Add a comment
11 178 p	When he does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up. #10 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnât lifting himself up, heâs pushing the Earth down. Add a comment
10 168 p	There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. #11 There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisâ beard. There is only another fist. Add a comment
10 156 p	His hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. #12 Add a comment
8 125 p	Chuck Norris crossed the road, #13 Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives. Add a comment
8 125 p	The First Law of Thermodynamics states #14 that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris. Add a comment
8 116 p	Chuck Norris uses a night light. #15 Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Add a comment

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116 grupies have voted on one or more of the 38 answers. This topic was started by D

on March 16th, 2006. Tags: chuck norris, fact, norris

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5 years ago

These answers may well be the best for any topic that I've yet read on grupthink.

4 years ago

http://www.nypost.com/..._437990.htm

3 years ago

http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com/

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chromigula added an answer: "Chuck Norris is 70 years old" (2 years ago)

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