Cause that's what it would be. "Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!" Students with beards, ( mime... [show more]

Cause that's what it would be. "Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!" Students with beards, ( mimes demonstrating with picket signs ) "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. [show less]

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queens. Theyre all frumpy arent they? Because its a bad idea when cousins marry.

Both the name choice of Humperdink, but even more the bit immediately following with the split personality yes-no self-contradicti... [show more]

Both the name choice of Humperdink, but even more the bit immediately following with the split personality yes-no self-contradiction: " But he's dead now, you hear that? Yeah, today, on CNN. I heard it as I was just coming out. Very weird, cause Frank Sinatra was just recently as well, wasn't it? Yeah. Hmm. No, this is what I heard on the telly when I coming out. ( inhales deeply and exhales ) It's not true, heh. ( exhales ) No, it is true. Yeah, he was L.A. Something happened. He was in L.A., and that's all I caught it was just before I came out. So, yeah. ( exhales ) No, it is true. No, he was in a car in L.A. driving along and something hit him or something like that. ( about 25 seconds of pauses and audience laughter, as Eddie nods and denies the truth of this statement ) No no, no, he's all right, he's all right! He's fine! He's cooking, he's jumping, he's doing his thing in L.A. - he's absolutely fine. How do I know? I don't know, I don't know! I think he's got a cold, that's what they said. No, a tan, that's it!" [show less]

"Luke, Luke, the Force is strong with you." "Is it?" "Yeah." "Well, who told you that?" "Some bloke! Yeah, he said the Force w... [show more]

"Luke, Luke, the Force is strong with you."
"Is it?"
"Yeah."
"Well, who told you that?"
"Some bloke! Yeah, he said the Force was really rather strong with you."
"Well, how strong?"
"Uh, as strong as a small pony."
"Oooh, that's quite strong, that is." [show less]

I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in bees!

In the 60s, London and Britain was hip for the first time since the Civil War! And the Queen should have gone with it, slipped str... [show more]

In the 60s, London and Britain was hip for the first time since the Civil War! And the Queen should have gone with it, slipped straight in there, short skirts, A-type Jag, cigarette (mimes smoking while speeding) The police coming over,
"Hey, lady, you're speeding!"
"Fuck off, Im the Queen!" [show less]

"What on earth is that, Jesus? Jesus Christ! What on earth is that?" "Don't take my name in vain, Dad!" "Jeezy Creezy, what on E... [show more]

"What on earth is that, Jesus? Jesus Christ! What on earth is that?"
"Don't take my name in vain, Dad!"
"Jeezy Creezy, what on Earth is that?" [show less]

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You say catepillar, we say catepillar You say alooominum, we say aluminium You say leeeshur, we say lisuria (Leisure) You say '... [show more]

You say catepillar, we say catepillar
You say alooominum, we say aluminium
You say leeeshur, we say lisuria (Leisure)
You say 'erbs, we say Herbs
because there's a f*cking H in it.

ROFL. [show less]

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