What is the best nickname for male masturbation? -- A Grupthink Topic

Started by HappyThawts

3 years ago

It's has been awhile since I posted a truly perverse question. I'm actually going to use the answers for this question so please vote and post! Cheers!

Best nicknames for male masturbation?

here are some ideas from wiki:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:masturbate

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16.	5 votes 82 pts	Waxing the Porpoise Discuss
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